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Tuesday, January 7, 2020

He did run it by the people in line at the chocolate fondue station at his country club (giving away state secrets)


“Apparently, days before the strike, Trump roamed the halls of Mar-a-Lago, telling friends that he was working on a ‘big’ response to the Iranian regime that they would be hearing about very ‘soon.’ Can you imagine checking into that hotel? O.K., here’s your keys right there. The pool is to the left, there’s a fitness center on seven, and if you make your way into the courtyard, there’s an old man giving away state secrets.’” Stephen Colbert

“Before the Iran strike, Trump told some guests at Mar-a-Lago that something huge was coming but he never told Congress, which means there’s a really good chance that Sugar Ray’s Mark McGrath heard about the strike before Nancy Pelosi.” —Jimmy Fallon

“He told them to ‘expect something big’ in Iran ‘very soon.’ He didn’t consult with Congress. He did run it by the people in line at the chocolate fondue station at his country club.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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