He's the kind of guy that has a bad idea and just sticks with it (He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy)

"All these regimes are toppling, and today the King of Saudi Arabia announced a $37 billion handout to his people, and I thought, 'Now there’s a coincidence.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Moammar Gadhafi has promised to die defending his regime. He's the kind of guy that has a bad idea and just sticks with it." –Craig Ferguson

"George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy." –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”