even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 percent (Wow, it’s just like the White House)

“Guys, some 2020 election news — Democratic candidate John Hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the presidential race. ‘Don’t do it,’ said absolutely no one. It makes sense — right now he’s polling at zero percent. I’m not saying his campaign is in bad shape, but even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 percent.”” --Jimmy Fallon

“Now get this: In Ohio, the Guinness world record was just broken for most people scratching Lotto tickets at the same time. Even worse, that’s Trump’s plan to fix the economy.” --Jimmy Fallon

“But the Iowa State Fair is a huge event featuring deep-fried Twinkies, bacon-wrapped sausage, and brownies on a stick. Or as one guy put it [imitating Trump], ‘Wow, it’s just like the White House.’” --Jimmy Fallon

“I’m not saying the economy is in trouble, but right now, giving money to John Hickenlooper’s presidential campaign is a better investment.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”