Didn't you dodge the draft because your feet hurt? (or you could just hop on the maid)

The conspiracy theories are abounding already because this Jeffrey Epstein guy knew everybody. Clinton, Trump, Prince Andrew, Dershowitz. It was a who's who of Eww Eww. This Epstein guy was a weirdo. I mean, besides the pedophilia, besides the sex island, besides the plane the Lolita Express they called it. A ranch in New Mexico, did you read this? I'm not making this up, where he was gathering scientists and nubile young women and a plan to repopulate the earth from his spawn and Schwarzenegger said, “or you could just hop on the maid.” --Bill Maher

Oh course, Trump the conspiracy theorist, retweeting that the Clintons killed Jeffrey Epstein. I mean of all the right-wing conspiracy theories that have been going around, this is the stupidest. The idea that the Clintons go around killing their enemies. First of all, it makes them look cool. Nobody ever accused Mitt Romney of murdering his way to the top. --Bill Maher

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