Woodrow Wilson doesn't work here anymore (That's 23 with the wind chill)

"Things are not going well with the Bush administration.  George Bush's approval rating is now 34 percent. 34. Unbelievable. That's 23 with the wind chill." --David Letterman

David Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard During The Republicans' First Day In Charge Of The House"

10. "Mr. Boehner, please stop crying."

9. "How do we blame this dead bird thing on Obama?"

8. "I think he was just sworn in on a copy of Snooki's new book."

7. "Beer me!"

6. "Alright, you've had six hours, is the economy fixed?"

5. "Speaker Boehner, please stop blowing your nose" 4. "When is vacation?"

3. "No, Sen. McCain, Woodrow Wilson doesn't work here anymore."

2. "When do we get to sleep with the pages?"

1. "How soon can we go back to invading countries for oil?"

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