Then the stripper giving him a lap-dance said it will still be 20 bucks (But what if your doctor is not Amish?)

"Sarah Palin's daughter is speaking out. In an interview, Bristol says she realizes she was totally unprepared to be a mother. Hey, it's better than being a mother that's totally unprepared to be vice president." –Jay Leno

"In a speech, the chairman of the Republican National Committee, Michael Steele, said 'I am the first here to admit I've made mistakes.' Then the stripper giving him a lap-dance said it will still be 20 bucks." –Jay Leno

"A woman named Sue Lowden is a Republican running for the Senate in Nevada. You know this healthcare thing? The Republicans are against it. She says one of the ways you can keep the cost of your healthcare down is to barter with your doctor. You know, trade with him. That's a great idea. But what if your doctor is not Amish? O.K., what do you do then?" –Jay Leno

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