So yes, there is a way dick pics can get worse (they’re only doing it for their boyfriends)

Brazilian officials announced that deforestation in the country has reached its highest level in a decade. Worse, they’re only doing it for their boyfriends. --Michael Che, SNL

Researchers are developing a method to transmit smells through texts. So yes, there is a way dick pics can get worse. --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”