Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's (I'm Michael Jackson's father!)

Last night was the first the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Fox News reports that Michael Jackson's father Joe was treated for ulcers this week. When asked why he had ulcers Joe said, “I'm Michael Jackson's father!” --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Jack Daniels announced that they have lowered the alcohol content in their whiskey from 86 proof to 80 proof. As a result Courtney Love now passes out 10 minutes later. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”