On the bright side every night is ladies night (calling themselves Christians)

Bill Clinton's presidential library opened yesterday and it costs $7 to get in. On the bright side every night is ladies night. --Conan O’Brien 11/9/2004

Ozzy Osbourne says he's not going to make any more episodes of his reality show The Osbournes because he doesn't like having cameras around all the time. Unfortunately nobody has the heart to tell Ozzy the show was canceled two years ago. --Conan O’Brien 11/9/2004

This week an antique furniture store said that they are suing Michael Jackson. They claim he owes them two hundred thousand dollars. After hearing this Michael said I wouldn't shop at an antique store I hate anything older than twelve. --Conan O’Brien 11/9/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”