I'll be the second guy in New York whose nickname is the Big Unit (I'm a nun, that's what we do)

George Steinbrenner did you hear about this is close to signing a deal that would bring Randy Johnson to the New York Yankees. Which means I'll be the second guy in New York whose nickname is the Big Unit. --Conan O’Brien 12/17/2004

In New Jersey a nun was fired from an elementary school after she threatened to punch a sixth graders teeth out. When asked about it she said,  “I'm a nun, that's what we do.” --Conan O’Brien 12/17/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”