I never thought I'd be this eager to put my pants on (said no sane person ever)

Florida is getting ready for its third big hurricane in a month. They've already been hit by Hurricane Charley and Hurricane Francis and apparently this one is named Hurricane Move Out of Florida Dumbass. --Conan O’Brien 9/10/2004

President Clinton is expected to be released from the hospital and he'll be allowed to go home. Clinton was excited about it and said I never thought I'd be this eager to put my pants on. --Conan O’Brien 9/10/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”