Even worse the waiter was still wearing it (Getting right with the Lord)

In California a women sued a seafood restaurant because they found a condom in their clam chowder. Even worse the waiter was still wearing it. --Conan O’Brien 11/11/2003

In England the woman who coined the term PMS passed away at the age of 87. Just before she passed away the woman said in lieu of flowers please send chocolate and leave me the hell alone. --Conan O’Brien 9/29/2004

Jay Leno has been subpoenaed as a witness in the Michael Jackson trial. So Leno may be banned from doing Michael Jackson jokes in his monologue. As a result Jay Leno has been put on suicide watch. --Conan O’Brien 3/3/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”