Don Jr. tried to enlist in the Space Force (Christmas card for Putin)

Michael Cohen’s lawyers argued that in exchange for his cooperation with Mueller, Cohen should be spared prison for crimes he committed in an “abundance of enthusiasm for Trump.” So unlike the women he paid off for Trump, Cohen wasn’t faking it. --Stephen Colbert

Well, at the G20 summit, all the leaders signed a joint statement pledging to fight climate change, except for Trump. But they had a plan to get Trump to sign it -- they're gonna tell him that it's a Christmas card for Putin. --Jimmy Fallon

And get this -- I heard that Michael Cohen's decision to cooperate with Robert Mueller could put Donald Trump Jr. in serious legal trouble. You could tell Don Jr. is worried, because, today, he tried to enlist in the Space Force. --Jimmy Fallon

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