Yes, but for 350 dollars, a guy will come to your table and waterboard a lobster (paid in pelts)

"Over the weekend, Sarah Palin was speaking to a group called the Tea Party Group. And she received a hundred thousand dollars in payment. Now, of course, she was paid in pelts, but still." –David Letterman

"But 350 bucks a plate at Pailn’s Tea Party event a lot of people say, 'Whoa! Dave, that seems a little pricey.' Yes, but for 350 dollars, a guy will come to your table and waterboard a lobster." –David Letterman

"We learned last weekend that Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand when she's giving speeches. You can see the notes right there on her hand. The first one is, 'Hitch up the dogsled,' 'buy Chapstick,' 'clean rifle.'" –David Letterman

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