We don't always nominate a Lincoln or a Reagan (Exhibit A)

In fact, just this week, a new lawsuit was filed in Manhattan Federal Court accusing the Trump family of defrauding investors by selling them get-rich-quick schemes. President Trump, three of his adult children, and their company are now facing a new lawsuit over allegedly conning consumers in a "systematic fraud and pattern of racketeering." The federal lawsuit was filed today in Manhattan, and it accuses Trump, his company, and three of his children of promoting get-rich-quick schemes that have harmed investors, and that includes a telecommunications marketing firm, the Trump Network, which marketed vitamins, and the Trump Institute, which offered real-estate seminars. I can't believe Trump had an institute. I just assumed he escaped FROM an institute. Trump's been selling scams his whole life. If he weren't president, he'd be selling counterfeit video games out of the back of his Camaro. "It's an Xbok. It's just as good." --Seth Meyers

According to estimates, 18% of Americans dress up their pets for Halloween. The other 82% learned their lesson. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”