real cowboys only love three things (Grand Imperial Vote Depressor)

Then again, why wouldn’t Ted Cruz win in Texas? Because at the end of the day, real cowboys only love three things. Barbecue, rodeo, and Canadians who went to Princeton and Harvard. --Stephen Colbert

In Mitch McConnell’s home state of Kentucky, anti-gay marriage county clerk Kim Davis lost her re-election. All this time she was worried about gay people getting married, when she should have been worried about them voting. --Stephen Colbert

And in Kansas, a big win for democrats as Lara Kelly has defeated Grand Imperial Vote Depressor Kris Kobach. Kobach, you may remember, is the guy who Trump put in charge of finding those three million illegal voters. So good news Kris. You’ll have plenty of time to look for them now. --Stephen Colbert

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