I knew teabaggers were mad, I didn't know they had an air force (waterboarding, but colder)

"Dick Cheney loves snowboarding. He thinks it's waterboarding, but colder." –David Letterman

"Dick Cheney and Joe Biden are having a feud. It's because Biden removed Cheney's dungeon at the White House." –David Letterman

"We're finding out a lot about Joe Stack. That's right, Joe the Suicide Bomber, the guy who flew the plane into the IRS office building in Texas. Boy, I knew teabaggers were mad, I didn't know they had an air force." –Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”