"Well, the good news is, former vice president Cheney is doing fine after his fifth heart attack, and his doctors said that sneer will be back on his face in no time." –Jay Leno
"President Bush said today he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer." –Jay Leno
"I love the biathlon. That's the sport that involves skiing and shooting the rifle. Or as Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, call it, 'date night.'" –Jay Leno
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