Hey Girl, I Hear You Like Revolutions (I'm not a ghost)

Vice President Mike Pence held a rally today in Ohio where adults kept trying to give him candy. Pence kept trying to tell them, "I'm not a ghost." --Seth Meyers

According to economists, consumers spent $9 Billion on Halloween merchandise this year. To be fair, the bulk of that $9 Billion was spent by Elton John. The same study says that Americans are spending more and more each year on pet costumes. Or as pets call that: Humiliation. But it was all worth it when you saw that big fat Bulldog dressed up like a baked potato. Totally worth it. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”