And if you love real estate that's underwater, try Trump's hotels (Why didn't anyone help me?!)

A Japanese man has broken the Guinness world record for the most skips over a rope in 24 hours with a total of over 151,000. This story was first reported by the man's downstairs neighbor.  --Seth Meyers

A man who spent five months at sea has become the first known person to swim around all of Britain. Said the man, "Why didn't anyone help me?!" --Seth Meyers

A luxury hotel in the Maldives has opened a $50,000-per-night underwater villa in the Indian Ocean. And if you love real estate that's underwater, try Trump's hotels. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”