the only thing still working in the Trump administration is the caps lock key (quarter pounders)

As you may know, Iran's president has been saying some inflammatory things towards the United States, so last night around midnight President Trump downed three Red Bulls and tweeted this: "To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!”  Now, it seems like the only thing still working in the Trump administration is the caps lock key. --James Corden

This is a scary tweet. It really is. By the way, how's the first lady's online bullying campaign going? Is it good, is it going well? Any updates? I love how Trump tells him to “be cautious" at the end. Because if anyone knows about being cautious, it's the 72-year-old guy who eats two quarter pounders every night. --James Corden

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