The only thing inconceivable about the whole thing is that Trump spelled inconceivable correctly (why even bring Obama into this?)

On Friday, it was revealed that when the FBI raided the office of Trump's lawyer, they found secretly recorded conversations with the president. And those tapes are now in the hands of the special prosecutor. So on Saturday, Trump downed a case of Monster Energy drinks and lashed out on Twitter, writing: "Inconceivable that the government would break into a lawyer's office early in the morning — almost unheard of." The only thing inconceivable about the whole thing is that Trump spelled inconceivable correctly. No one saw that coming! --James Corden

He then went on to say, "The good news is that your favorite president did nothing wrong!" Now this I agree with, I do, but why even bring Obama into this? --James Corden

"Your favorite president"? You can't just give yourself a nickname. Believe me, I tried for three years of high school to change my nickname to Jam Master James; it didn't work at all. --James Corden

I like that Trump's extra angry that it was “early in the morning." It's like, "Ugh, don't even think about raiding my office until I've had my first cup of coffee." --James Corden

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