in a battle between bear and shark, home field advantage would be huge, right? (And 30 years later, here we are)

This is maybe the most important week of the year in the United States. It's Shark Week. Did you know that? I went to church to kick things off because it's important to remember what Shark Week's really about. Shark Week started in 1988, back when sharks were still carrying beepers. And 30 years later, here we are. --Jimmy Kimmel

I don't know how the Discovery Channel keeps coming up with new shark shows. These are real shows: They have “Shaq Does Shark Week.” They've got “Guy Fieri's Feeding Frenzy,” “Cash Cab: Shark Week Edition,” “Naked and Afraid of Sharks,” and “Bear Versus Shark” — which, if you think about that one, in a battle between bear and shark, home field advantage would be huge, right? --Jimmy Kimmel

They get big ratings every year for this. Meanwhile, do you know how many people are killed by sharks every year? I looked this up today. Five. There are five shark fatalities per year in the world. We are deathly afraid of an animal that kills fewer people than Tide pods. --Jimmy Kimmel

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