Finally, a chance to regift this goat (we're screwed. Drink up)

A brewery in Finland created a special beer in honor of yesterday's Trump-Putin summit. When they heard that, some other beers wanted to commemorate the summit as well. So they released new slogans that were inspired by the meeting. Guinness' new slogan is “Things are looking dark. Your beer should, too.” Miller Lite's new slogan is “Weaker than Trump's stance on Russia.” O'Doul's new slogan is “This time with alcohol, because even we need a drink after yesterday.” And Samuel Adams' new slogan is “Take it from a Founding Father, we're screwed. Drink up.” --Jimmy Fallon

A couple in Florida are getting married and instead of wedding presents, they've asked for money to buy goats. Even crazier, one couple they invited was like, "Finally, a chance to regift this goat." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”