You know what? I'm not surprised they were surprised (See, and people said it would never last)

"This weekend was the fourth anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war. A lot of anti-war protests and the Bush administration said they were surprised by the number of protests. And I was thinking, 'You know what? I'm not surprised they were surprised.'" --David Letterman

"Today is the fourth anniversary of the war in Iraq. When asked about it, President Bush said, 'See, and people said it would never last.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Hooters announced it's opening up its first restaurant in the Holy Land. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, 'As far as I'm concerned, Hooters is the Holy Land.'" --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”