They said this is the first time in medical history that the patient had more blood on his hands than the surgeon (Sound Familiar?)

"Hillary Clinton announced that the vast right-wing conspiracy is back. Or, maybe she said, 'The vast right-wing conspiracy is Barack.'" --Jay Leno

"For St. Patrick's Day, all the presidential candidates get into it. Have you noticed that? John McCain had a green tie on, Hillary Clinton had a green scarf, Rudy Giuliani was wearing a green dress." --Bill Maher

"The White House keeps changing its story about who fired these U.S. attorneys. First it was the Justice Department, then it was Harriet Miers and the new e-mails released yesterday suggest it's Karl Rove's idea. Of course the problem with e-mails is you think you've erased them and then they're still there. Which is why President Bush writes all his memos on an Etch-a-Sketch." --Bill Maher

"Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, was admitted to a Washington hospital yesterday for a heart procedure. They said this is the first time in medical history that the patient had more blood on his hands than the surgeon." --Bill Maher

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