Khloe Kardashian says she can't wait to go to the gym after her baby is born. And every other new parent was like, “Yeah, let us know how that plan works out.” --Jimmy Fallon
An 80-year-old man in Arizona is on trial for robbing a bank. Apparently, he slipped the teller a note that said, "Do you know why I came in here?" --Jimmy Fallon
It just came out that Pope Francis once said that there is no such thing as hell. And then he got stuck in Boarding Group C on Spirit Airlines and said, “Never mind, I found it.” --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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