"The country of Iran announced this week they're going to publish the writings and speeches of the Iranian president. Which, of course, answers the question. 'What's the worst Hanukkah gift you could give someone?" --Jay Leno
"The Pentagon has confirmed rumors that it tried to develop a gay bomb -- a bomb that used chemicals to make enemy soldiers attracted to one another. A documentary about the gay bomb will be broadcast on both the History Channel and Bravo. Insiders say this will be the biggest gay bomb since 'Rent' was made into a movie. They even devoted a special plane to drop the bomb. It's the Enola Really Gay." --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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