"I have good news to report. Americans were greeted this week as liberators! The bad news? The country was Albania and we've never invaded." --Jon Stewart
"To get a pleasant reception, the President Bush only needed to fly to a country referred to as 'the poor man's Kazakhstan.'" --Jon Stewart
"Wait, can I just ask a question? How did those people get so close to the president? They're hugging him, they're playing with his hair. We're not even allowed to ask the guy questions." --Jon Stewart
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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