"This week in the country of Albania, President George Bush was mobbed by adoring, cheering crowds. Bush was overheard saying, 'I wonder who they're mixing me up with.'" --Conan O'Brien
"CBS News reports that the Pentagon once considered building a bomb filled with hormones that would turn enemy soldiers gay. Experts say the gay bomb would have meant battlefield victories for the U.S. and higher ratings for the Tony Awards." --Conan O'Brien
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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