After he was accused of making racist remarks in a meeting last week, Trump tweeted that his approval rating among black voters has doubled. That story again: Two times zero is still zero. --Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, in Japan, someone sent a false alert about a North Korean missile. Then the guy who sent it said, “Yeah... I might’ve lied about why I left my last job in Hawaii.” --Jimmy Fallon
The U.K. just appointed a “Minister of Loneliness,” as if Morrissey isn’t enough. --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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