Saturday, January 20, 2018

And they said it wouldn't last (We were just going in circles)



Professional race car driver Danica Patrick is dating again, after breaking up with her previous boyfriend, a NASCAR driver. When asked why that relationship didn’t work out, Patrick explained, “We were just going in circles.” --Conan O’Brien
President Trump is now claiming his approval rating among black Americans has doubled. In other words, Ben Carson voted twice. --Conan O’Brien
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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