If things don't improve, people are going to think the war isn't going well (more pie)

"The senator from Louisiana, David Vitter, he's admitted now he dates hookers in Washington, D.C, and also in Louisiana. But, he said, in his defense, he always selected the girl with the lowest bid. So he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman

"President Bush was talking about Iraq today and he said that the United States and Iraq has met eight out of 18 of the benchmarks required in Iraq. If things don't improve, people are going to think the war isn't going well." --David Letterman

"And how about Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff? He says he had a gut feeling there could be a new terror attack. Said he had a 'gut' feeling. Coincidentally, Al Gore said he had a gut feeling he needed more pie." --David Letterman

     

A magisterial collection. An emotional rollercoaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans