Thursday, July 20, 2017

Hello, I am what is known as a black guy (Why do you keep asking me that?!)



"Speaking of Barack Obama, earlier this week in Colorado, Barack Obama gave a speech in the middle of a rodeo ring. Yeah. Obama began his speech in the rodeo by saying, 'Hello, I am what is known as a black guy.''" –Conan O'Brien



"This week, someone hacked into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account and read her emails. Yeah, reading Palin's email is a great way to hear what she has to say, without having to listen to her voice" –Conan O'Brien



"When it comes to the economy, President Bush is no help at all. Like when reporters asked him today, what he thought about AIG, he said he got Showtime and HBO, but he really didn't get the whole package." –Jay Leno






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