Thursday, May 4, 2017

Tip No. 1 is “Be your rich dad’s favorite daughter.” (Underreacters Anonymous)




A company has come out with a robot that makes salad. So finally — a robot that’s not going to take away any American jobs! –Conan O’Brien
Today, FBI Director James Comey said the thought that he helped Donald Trump get elected president makes him “mildly nauseous.” Comey then excused himself to attend a meeting of Underreacters Anonymous. –Conan O’Brien
Ivanka Trump has a new book of business advice for women. Tip No. 1 is “Be your rich dad’s favorite daughter.” –Conan O’Brien



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