Wednesday, May 3, 2017

The call was all part of Putin’s annual employee review (Hotel manager's Pie Hole)



New research finds that people who are bullies are more likely to get plastic surgery. Unfortunately, the nerds they bullied are more likely to be plastic surgeons. “Well, well, well, look who we have here!” –Jimmy Fallon
House Republicans are again trying to repeal and replace Obamacare, even though they don’t have the votes. House Republicans defended themselves and said, “Please, it’s a soothing ritual that comforts us.” –Conan O’Brien
Today, there was a call between Russian President Vladimir Putin and President Trump. The call was all part of Putin’s annual employee review. –Conan O’Brien



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