"Barack Obama was on 'The
View' this morning. I guess they are still trying to find somebody to fill the
Rosie spot. The ladies of 'The View' were absolutely giddy to have him there.
You know, he's related to Brad Pitt. They loved him so much, it almost got
uncomfortable [on screen: Barbara Walters telling Obama they find him sexy]. I
haven't seen Barbara so smitten with a candidate since a young Warren G.
Harding hit the scene back in 1919." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Meanwhile,
Hillary Clinton was in Indiana trying to get more people there to like her. She
claims to have taken some incoming sniper fire at the Indianapolis airport
baggage carousel, but other than that, they say the trip went very well."
--Jimmy Kimmel
"But,
see, I tell you - you know what's interesting? He's not a bowler, obviously.
And Barack Obama made the typical mistake a lot of rookie bowlers make. He
bowled sober. See, you never do that." --Jay Leno
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