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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

I'm eating it all for your benefit (Yeah, Snow Jobs!)



That’s right, Putin talking to Trump. Even Obama was like, “Now THIS call I’m gonna wiretap! Get the popcorn out!” –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, Trump said that he would be honored to meet with Kim Jong Un. When asked why, Trump said, “Because I’ve heard her music, and she sounds beautiful.” –Jimmy Fallon
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer gave a new interview where he said that he loves his job and is humbled to have it. Then Spicer blinked his eyes in Morse code to spell out “HELP ME.” –Jimmy Fallon



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