Bob, you have three weeks to live (Only avocados)

I read that a restaurant just opened in Brooklyn that serves only avocados and avocado-based dishes. But even there, guac is still extra. –James Corden

When you and your friend are having the restaurant conversation, it never goes like this: “So what are you in the mood for? Italian? Mexican?” “Avocados. Only avocados.” –James Corden

Starbucks is up to their old tricks again. Starbucks in Japan is introducing a new drink called an American Cherry Pie Frappuccino. It’s a vanilla Frappuccino with chunks of cherry pie in it. I don’t know if this sounds like a healthy drink. Pretty sure it’s not, because this is what the barista writes on it when they serve it to you: “Bob, you have three weeks to live.” –James Corden

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