"There's a new comic
book where Batman goes after Osama Bin Laden. You thought radical Muslims hated
cartoons before?" --Jay Leno
"Actually, one
awkward moment today in Washington. During the 21-gun salute, Dick Cheney
returned fire." --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney is on
vacation. He's out in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, and so far he has shot two
skiers." --David Letterman
"Osama bin-Laden says
'the U.S. will never get me alive'. I think that's probably true. He is going
to die of old age." --David Letterman
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