You can use my office (Thong Girl 3)

"During his controversial speech yesterday, the president of Venezuela said the room still smelled from President Bush being there the day before. Later someone pointed out, that's just the wind from New Jersey. Not only that the president of Venezuela called Bush the devil. Then today, he called him a cowboy. President Bush was upset and said, 'He's making it really hard for me to choose my Halloween costume.'" --Conan O'Brien

 "In his speech, Bush said the United Nations is in danger of losing its credibility. And believe me, when it comes to international affairs, President Bush is an expert on losing credibility." --Jay Leno

"The mayor of Gallatin, Tennessee, is in a bit of trouble after he gave a film crew permission to shoot a movie in his office. Turned out to be a movie called 'Thong Girl 3.' The mayor said he had no idea what the movie was about. I don't know, 'Thong Girl 3' might have been a really good clue. The mayor issued a statement saying he will let his office be used for such an immoral purpose. And today Bill Clinton said, 'You can use my office'." --Jay Leno