"A new poll found that Rob Ford has fallen into second
place in the race for Toronto mayor. Yeah, it's bad news for Ford, and even
worse news for my monologue." –Jimmy Fallon
"Oh this isn't good. The Secret
Service just arrested 13 people in New Jersey who were making counterfeit
money. Which got worse when the counterfeiters said, 'Are you sure this isn't
something a seven-dollar bill can't get me out of?'" –Jimmy Fallon
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