Showing posts with label Drake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drake. Show all posts
Friday, February 14, 2025

It's the most Biden has moved in the last four years (neither country wants Drake)

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Pam Bondi has removed a large framed photo of Joe Biden from the DOJ. It's the most Biden has moved in the last four years. —Greg Gutfel...
Friday, May 17, 2024

In a related story, the president may have just discovered weed (I'm seeing my spirit animal)

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A lot of people think the U.S. might be starting a trade war with China. But this weekend Trump tweeted, “Be cool, it’ll all work out.” In a...
Monday, May 15, 2023

I'm getting lightheaded. I'm getting lightheaded. I'm seeing my spirit animal (a bottle of wine and a straw)

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We have Drake on the show tonight — a black, Jewish, immigrant rapper from Canada. Or as Donald Trump would say, "I'm speechless. I...
Monday, May 16, 2022

a single letter hasn't caused this many problems since the letter 'Dubya.' (I'm seeing my spirit animal)

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The biggest dog in the world lives in the U.K. and on its hind legs stands at 7 feet, 6 inches tall. When asked if he likes being taken for ...
Thursday, September 23, 2021

Sex-starved husband gets killed by space junk while he’s on the way to join the Taliban (Drake’s album cover)

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September 2021 “Climate change affects unexpected little things — slowing sea turtle reproduction, dampening the human sex drive and affecti...
Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Hey, about the last four years... (Yeah, uh, we talked about Covid and stuff)

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February 2021 “Well, guys, today in Washington, President Biden met virtually with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for the first time...
Saturday, May 14, 2016

I'm seeing my spirit animal!

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We have Drake on the show tonight — a black, Jewish, immigrant rapper from Canada. Or as Donald Trump would say, ...