Though, I do have suspicions this elixir of immortality may not work (So, obviously it’s not a soft drink)

Meanwhile in Zambia an energy drink has been banned after it was 

found to contain viagra. So, obviously it’s not a soft drink. 

--Stephen Colbert

Archaeologists have uncovered an elixir of immortality in a 2000 

year old Chinese tomb. Though, I do have suspicions this elixir of 

immortality may not work. First hint? They found it in a tomb. 

--Stephen Colbert

 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”