She's a toddler with a gold medal (He forgot it was pizza bagel night)

"Over in the Middle East, Saddam Hussein's hunger strike is 

officially over. Saddam went on a hunger strike Thursday 

morning to protest the murder of his lawyer. They brought 

him lunch and he refused. And then dinner came and he ate. 

He forgot it was pizza bagel night." –Jimmy Kimmel

It's tricky for journalists to write about Caitlyn Jenner, because 

she was a 65-year-old man, now she's a 2-year-old woman. She's 

a toddler with a gold medal, which is impressive. –Jimmy Kimmel

 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”