"Happy Columbus Day, ladies and gentlemen. By the way, in honor
of Columbus Day, Dick Cheney's cholesterol was 1492." --David
Letterman
"Last week I announced that I'm retiring. Now I'm hoping I can
hang on long enough so my son can take over the show. I never
thought I would retire. I always assumed I would be impeached."
–David Letterman
"NASA is going to launch a rocket to the moon on Friday. They're
going to shoot a rocket to the moon. The government says don't
worry, that they're pretty certain we will be greeted as liberators."
--David Letterman
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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