I'm just gonna start this hashtag now (a women's desire for sex peaks after...)

Safety experts have created a new female crash-test dummy that could help better protect women in car accidents. You can tell the dummy is female because, sometimes, it just puts the car in park and cries a little. —Colin Jost

A new study finds that men's desire for sex peaks in their late 30s and early 40s, while, for some reason, women's desire for sex peaks after watching a few episodes of gay hockey. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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