For a while, I was their prime suspect (buy high AND sell high)

In Oakland, California, for the first time, a marijuana company

will be publicly traded. It’s the first ever stock that you can buy

high AND sell high. –Conan O’Brien

A man in Portland stole a 2-foot python from a pet store by putting it in his pants. For a while, I was their prime suspect. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”