There's a lot of things I'd rather probe than Mars (Who’s crazier?)

An employee at NASA's Mission Control announced he's bored with his job and has decided to become a porn actor. The NASA employee said, “What can I say? There's a lot of things I'd rather probe than Mars.” --Conan O’Brien 3/5/2004

Ted Cruz has jumped ahead of Donald Trump in the latest Iowa poll. The poll was called "Who’s crazier?" –Conan O’Brien

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