Last night Villanova beat Michigan to win the men’s college basketball
tournament. We had about 75 people in our office pool and one of our
producers, Gina, won it. She beat everybody. So I asked her today, "On
a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you follow college basketball?" She said,
"Zero." That's how it goes. You know nothing and you win. Like being
president in a way. --Jimmy Kimmel
We are all in very good hands if there's an earthquake tonight because
Dwayne Johnson is here. The Rock is promoting a new movie called
"Rampage," which is based on either the classic video game or what
happens when the president runs out of McNuggets. --Jimmy Kimmel
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